Pattaya

We get to Pattaya and start to see the difference. There are beer bars, clubs, and go-go bars everywhere. This is truly the city of sin, not that that's a bad thing.

We start of our stay in Pattaya with a bang! We sign up to go see 3 sex shows for the night at the cost of 2100 Baht ($64) each person. It was a little expensive, but when are we going to get another chance like this? The first one was like what we saw last time. Mostly women performing stunts with their vaginas. We saw them smoke cigarettes, pull out pins and razor blades, open bottle caps, play horns and whistles, pop out pingpong balls, put in and squirt out 3 live goldfish, a turtle, a small mouse, and a hummingbird. And then it got weird. The next show was equally more entertaining as it was disturbing. They introduced members of the opposite sex to the show. We saw guys with their schlongs hanging out, chasing the female members of the audience around. It was more entertaining then I thought. They brought up a volunteer from the crowd and gave him a lap dance with 5 pretty Thai women. It reminded of a bachelor party back in the states. He sits down and they bring up another excited volunteer. They bring out a Thai girl who Anny says is simply "gorgeous". She gives him a topless lapdance and makes him touch her from her head and down, and down, and down, until he gets low enough, where he finds a little surprise awaiting his eager hands. Turns out this gorgeous "woman", was a man. Or part man anyways. They look on the guys face was priceless. He was so pissed off at his friends. And you think this would end the show, but it doesn't. They leave the "shim" on stage and bring out a guy. As Joe correctly put it, "but...but...there's no other place for it to go..." We are now traumatized. On to the next show. I'm not going to talk too much about the next show because it will give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

After all the excitement, we took a taxi down to Walking Street. If I had to compare it with something in the states, I would say Bourbon Street in New Orleans, but more racey. We did a quick walk around. We'll be back again tomorrow for a closer, more detailed look.


Tomorrow, beach day.